February 03, 2006

Hey Kids! Write Your Own Sex Book!

After I input (no pun intended) ten pages of a romance novel at work today, it became apparently clear that anyone can write one. So, as an exercise รก la Mad Libs, I have designed my own lesson plan. Now you, too, could write your own steaming love fest today!

Note: You must use at least 15 of the following words in the first paragraph:

Verbs
aching
pulsing
clenching
arching
swelling
probing
shuddering
throbbing
gasping

Nouns
maleness
manhood
shaft
smooth mounds
hot passage
rod

Adjectives
lusty
magnificent
large
fierce
hard
wet
steamy
fire-hot
dripping

1 comment:

Jason Hughes said...

Hmm, let me try...

"Jack and Jill."

See Jack aching.
See Jill pulsing.
See Jack and Jill aching and pulsing.

See Jack clenching.
See Jill arching.
See Jack and Jill clenching and arching.

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Like that! :) hehehe, I crack me up!