Ahhh...it's another beautiful day and I was enjoying my lunch until this fat, ugly lady walked into Quizno's. Although her misshapen fat rolls would scare most children, I was repulsed by her shirt. On the front was a picture of a dead fetus with the words ABORTION KILLS BABIES. (Of course, I'm not mentioning the fact that the "fetus" on her shirt was, like, four months old and probably 15 pounds.)
According to the back of her shirt, it was National Pro-Life T-shirt day and the pro-lifers were kind enough to hand out those beauties. Now as I made a face at her back to say, "Ugh, Lady!" I couldn't help think a mean thought: Who the hell would have sex with THAT beast?!
And perhaps in my moment of fury and malice I came up with a reason why SHE wears that shirt. She obviously saves a lot of money on the ol' birth control pills. I don't think anyone is buying a ticket to that ride.