Off to Guam!

I just wrote this to my friend and thought it so amusing, I thought I'd post it here:

Anyway, I just wanted to write and say hello. I hope to hear from you soon...or let me know when to call. I have unlimited calling and I'm looking forward to sticking it to the man, even though they will probably eavesdrop on our call and know they've got some weirdos in the U.S. Can you be deported for being a moron? That would help the U.S., but Bush would have to go to Guam.

But I'm not going to say how I really feel about the whole issue. :)

Thoughts of the Day

1. A little while ago I sneezed, then immediately turned to the girl next to me and said “Bless you!” Sometimes I think my IQ dips down to 50 or so.

2. If you think someone is mad at you, don’t call them up and say, “I believe we’ve hit an impasse.” Someone did this to me and I thought that phrase was too funny to consider anything else he had to say.

3. When you’re arguing with someone (especially if you’re over 13 years old), don’t respond to their comment by simply mumbling sounds with an attitude. For example:

Me: “I’m just trying to make things better for your mother and my husband.”
Her: “Aiiiiuuugggggh.”
Me: “You know, I’ve really just got two words for you...”

Sadly, it’s a real-life example. (I actually said three words to her because I just had to use her name for emphasis before hanging up on her.)

I Need a Fence

Okay, so it's been a while since my last post. There's not much new and I haven't really had much urge to write.

My friend called me the other night and during our conversation asked me if I was on My Space. Now although I consider myself pretty up-to-date on things, I have resisted using or visiting My Space for some reason. It was just a few weeks ago (see previous post) that I checked it out and it seemed like a really cheap dating service to me. I knew I should at least know what it is when I saw a T-shirt in the mall that said: You Looked Better on My Space.

Does anyone else have annoying neighbors? This morning my neighbors were right outside my window (well, okay, maybe 30 feet away) breaking up wood by stomping on it...at 6:30am. Now I usually get up at 7:00, but that isn't the point. What makes them think they could make so much noise that early in the morning?

I want to put up a fence because they're too friendly, too, but Dan thinks they'd get offended. Oh well. At least I would be able to take a step outside onto my patio without having to answer pointless questions about the weather, our new grass, or our new patio set. What good is a new patio set if I can't sit out there?

I need to move to the country.

Thanks for listening. Now you could see why I don't write all the time. :)