Well, I decided to ditch the online class and get my lazy ass to campus for an old-fashioned, don't-stare-out-the-window-too-long class, complete with a will-he-ever-shut-up lecture. Go me.
In other news, a man who attempted to kill Dubya got life in prison. Andrea Yates, who drown her three defenseless children in a bathtub, has gotten a second chance for being "insane." I hate the world.
And yet more proof the universe is laughing at me: I happened to stop at the Nancy Grace show on CNN (which I normally can't stand) the other night, where the top news story was a newborn that was left for dead in the trash by a 15-year-old mother. [Insert universal laughter here.]